Whoops they've done it again.

Day two at sea, storm force eight according to our Croation Captain Ludo, but because the Brits are on holiday, the shorts are going on, now the wearing of shorts is almost like a passage of right. Although the outside decks are closed down due to high winds and rough seas, and the swimming pool has been emptied due to excessive waves, the people in the front row of loungers got soaked when one particular Tsunami type wave broke over them (Oh how we laughed). Nobody could have swam in the pool, it was more suitable for surfing. Back to the shorts the styles and types are many, from Budgie Smugglers to Lofty from it Ain't half hot Mum, some look like demodulation issue 1945 or Boy Scouts style, with Boy Scouts still inside. The muscle definition on these vary from Oxfam Slimmer of the Year to tree trunks to Sir Bradley Wiggins. Also one or two sport that many varicose veins it looks like a map of the London Underground and as is the trend many tattoos are on show with varying degrees of artistic merit, and that's only the women The Male urge to wear socks with their shorts and trainers is still alive and healthy and in one case seen worn with flip-flops? Black socks half calf length seems to be this years fashion trend, with the odd pair of argyle socks thrown in, I wonder if they are SNP supporters who voted for independence from England. Formal night tonight, so out will come the kilts and medals for the Captain's Cocktail party, I did think about wearing my Ovaltinies badge and my Tuffty club badge but thought it was a bit ostentatious. Having a skinny latte in Costa as I write this preparing to go to a talk about the history of the who dunnit novel, altogether now "The Butler did it".

A tad choppy old boy